Window = Door

I got to run on the trails today! I got to run on the trails today!!! This morning, I got my mom up so she could let me out to do my morning doody and when we got back inside the sauna a.k.a house, she got on the ol' running clothes. Those blue shorts and running shoes spell Blue gets to run around the trails while on crack! So we're driving down to our regular trail start and the mo' pulls into a spot to park. Well, I was just so damn excited that I bolted out the window and told her to meet me outside when she was ready. Like I'm going to wait for her to get her schizzle together before we hit the trails! I got bushes to sniff and piss on, birds to chase after, dogs to ignore... waiting in the car for her to get out is not on my list of things to do. It was mid-morning and already steamin' hot! Towards the end of our run, the ol' mo' took me by some water so I could walk around, lap the cool refreshment into my mouth and just chill. I didn't want to leave, but we had to finish the run. It was nice to drive around afterwards and cool off. Can't wait until she gets the damn air conditioner fixed because I'm dyin' in here! She'll come home one day to find a roasted, toasted Blue lyin' on the floor. Hopefully we'll get to chill outside tonight when it's cool. Sure would be nice to have a summer storm!

Another One Bites the Dust

Damn, it's been quite a while since the ol' mom has let me touch her precious computer. It's not like I plan to chew on her keyboard or anything - I just wanna blog about all the crap that's been going on in my so-called life. Things have been pretty tough lately. I haven't been able to go on crack-induced runs through the foothills as often as I'd like due to the damn heat. I'm survivin' though. My mo' soaked a beach towel for me last weekend and wrapped it around me to cool off. Pretty cool... I felt like royalty having that multi-colored towel wrapped around me. Tuesday night I had the privilege of meeting one of mom's new "friends". I'll just have to refer to him as uncle, but we'll see how long this one stays around. I think I did a pretty good job of scaring him off. First, as she was trying to hold onto me and guide me to the car, I tore free and went running down the street. Yeah, I eventually ended up going to my uncle when he called, but only because I wanted to give him false hope that I liked him. We got back from picking up a movie and then went out back briefly. I took the opportunity to take full advantage of the escape route my mo' has yet to fix. I about caused an accident and got cussed at, but it wasn't my fault! I just wanted to mosey around the neighborhood and piss all over the neighbors bushes. It's called "marking your territory" and I'm pretty damn good at it! Then came the movie... since they were on the couch, I did my best to make sure all attention was paid to me. Screw the movie... they were in my territory now. Every once in a while, I would go lay down on my blanket like a nice boy... but the slightest move on their part brought me to my feet and I would go over and lick mo's face. The grand finale of the whole evening occurred when I relaxed the ol' sphincter muscle to let my Essence O Blue fill the air. I highly suggest that when emitting fresh "love" air, to do so in front of the fan so everyone in the room can enjoy. That's all I gots to say about that one. Hopefully this weekend will bring endless runs through the foothills, careless naps in cool air, and plenty of treats - but I won't hold my breath.

[Lick, Lick]

Mmmmmmmmm, something sure tastes good... What could it be? Let's see, for the past half hour, I've been licking my ass so that must be it! Damn mom, right when it was starting to get good, she snaps at me and tells me to stop. I get up and walk over to her, but she refuses to let me lick her! What gives? I just wanted to spread this lovely scent with a couple licks on her arm. I swear, sometimes I just don't understand where she's coming from. At least she took me to the trails this past weekend. I had a total blast, but it sure got hot!

Chillin' Like a Villain

The weekend is upon me again, but it's not much different than any other day for me except that I'll get to spend more time with my mo'. I hope we get to hit the trails this weekend! I love the long runs through the foothills, but I don't like being told what to do. For instance, on one glorious long run through the trails, my mom was trying to make me run in front of her so I could clear the Mormon crickets so her path would be clear. Like I wanna run through those cockroach-like fiends! So, I just pretended not to hear her and would run off the path into other areas. Yeah, she definitely had no clue! Just like she has no idea that I lay on the couch during the day. Sorry lady, but those dog hair remnants you find on the black cushion coverings may be mine, but they've been blown up there by the fan... I swear. Don't give me that look! Anyway, I'm definitely looking forward to the weekend since I also know it will be 3-days due to the holiday. I make sure to be aware of these things because I don't like surprises in my rigorous dog schedule :)